Taco Buddies w/Hooks and Squeakers! "Taco Monday! Celebrating 22 Years of Damsel"
Taco Buddy with Squeaker
At some point, I really should have stopped and asked myself how deeply I was willing to invest in the taco trade.
Unfortunately, that moment has passed.
I have now spent countless hours carefully hand-pleating green lace into tiny, tidy lettuce and looping and spiraling bright orange ric rac into the daintiest little strands of cheese. Because apparently simply suggesting lettuce and cheese was not sufficient. The taco demanded craftsmanship.
No matter what I price these at, I am fairly certain I will be losing money. Sigh. But LOOK AT THEM. THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL.
Each Taco Buddy is a tiny handcrafted monument to poor business decisions and excellent priorities.
- 🌮 Handmade with an unreasonable amount of detail — Pleated lace lettuce! Looped ric rac cheese! Tiny taco perfection!
- 🌮 Sturdy brass snap hook — Clip your taco onto a belt, bag, backpack, costume, corset, key ring, or anywhere else that is currently suffering from an inadequate taco presence.
- 🌮 THERE IS A SQUEAKER INSIDE. Because after investing this much time in decorative taco construction, adding a squeaker seemed like the responsible thing to do.
- 🌮 Festively feral and delightfully unnecessary — Exactly as a tiny wearable taco should be.
I have invested far too much into the taco trade to turn back now. Please enjoy the fruits of my terrible financial judgment.
