Lil Raccoon Pouch- PRE ORDER! Furry Friends Ship out Next week! -Day 21 of "Celebrating 22 Days of Damsel"
RACCOON POUCH: YOUR PERSONAL ACCOMPLICE
Every woman needs a purse.
Some women need a purse that looks like it has three outstanding warrants.
Meet the Raccoon Pouch.
He's fuzzy. He's judgmental. He's wearing his little burglar mask because HE CAME READY TO COMMIT CRIMES.
Technically, he is designed to carry your phone, wallet, keys and other necessities.
Spiritually, he is designed to help you steal an entire rotisserie chicken from a Walmart parking lot.
We do not condone this.
He does.
Clip one onto your belt, festival outfit, backpack, or woodland wandering gear and carry your essentials with the aid of a mildly suspicious forest companion.
Perfect for holding:
🍄 Phone
🗝 Keys
🌰 Tiny treasures
🥨 Emergency snacks
🪙 Loose coins you forgot existed
💀 The burden of generational trauma
Features:
• Clip attachment for belts, bags, or costumes
• Soft fuzzy body with long tail detail
• Handmade with sturdy upholstery & plush fabrics
• Each face is unique and increasingly chaotic
• Large pouch compartment for actual useful things (rare among woodland creatures)
Approximate Size:
🦝 About 10" long (not including existential dread)
🍂 About 8" wide
🌿 Tail length varies slightly because possums refuse organization
Please note: Because these are handmade, expressions vary wildly from gentle forest friend to creature caught eating drywall behind the tavern. We love them equally.
