Large Possum Pouch - PRE ORDER- Ships next week! -Day 21 of "Celebrating 22 Days of Damsel"

HOLY MOTHER OF MARSUPIALS… these little Possum Pouches turned out with the exact energy of a creature that rummaged through your campsite at 2 AM and somehow stole your car keys, a granola bar, and your emotional stability.

Every face comes out a little different — some look sweet and innocent. Others look like they know where the bodies are buried. Which is honestly very possum of them.

These goofy clip-on pouches feature oversized shiny eyes, floppy little ears, long dramatic tails, and soft fuzzy bodies that are alarmingly huggable for something with such questionable intentions.

Clip one onto your belt, festival outfit, backpack, or woodland wandering gear and carry your essentials with the aid of a mildly suspicious forest companion.

Perfect for holding:
🍄 Phone
🗝 Keys
🌰 Tiny treasures
🥨 Emergency snacks
🪙 Loose coins you forgot existed
💀 The burden of generational trauma

Features:
• Clip attachment for belts, bags, or costumes
• Soft fuzzy body with long tail detail
• Handmade with sturdy upholstery & plush fabrics
• Each face is unique and increasingly chaotic
• Large pouch compartment for actual useful things (rare among woodland creatures)

Approximate Size:
🦝 About 10" long (not including existential dread)
🍂 About 6" wide
🌿 Tail length varies slightly because possums refuse organization

Please note: Because these are handmade, expressions vary wildly from gentle forest friend to creature caught eating drywall behind the tavern. We love them equally.