Clip-on Brown Bat Pouch "Mortimer" - Spooky Saturday Part 8
BROWN BAT CLIP-ON FRIEND! 🦇
Gainfully employed. Financially responsible. Disappointed in his cousins.
Meet our Brown Bat!
Unlike his unemployed relatives, this distinguished gentleman has a steady job, excellent credit, and a modest but respectable retirement portfolio.
He's got enormous black wings, ridiculously pointy ears, a handsome brown belly, and the exhausted expression of someone who has just finished a twelve-hour shift and discovered his cousins have been sleeping in his attic again.
He's not like the other bats. He has a LinkedIn profile.
He still enjoys the occasional midnight flight, but only after his responsibilities are taken care of. Someone in this family has to pay the cave insurance.
He's got a job, a mortgage, and absolutely no intention of lending his cousins money again. 🦇
