43. Farm Fresh Friends Basket Compare at $190 for individuals - The Hoedown Throwdown Collection

$ 170.00 ~~$ 190.00~~

Farm Fresh Friends Basket 🥕🌽🥔

You could go to the farmer’s market and buy vegetables that will eventually rot in your refrigerator. Or you could buy these.

The Farm Fresh Friends Basket is a whole bumper crop of our wonderfully useless little produce companions, gathered together for anyone who looked at one Clip-On Friend and immediately thought, Unfortunately, I need the entire vegetable section.

This motley harvest includes our delightfully deadpan garden friends, each individually handmade from a mix of colorful, textured fabrics and finished with tiny bead eyes, leafy details, and the deeply uncomplicated facial expressions we have come to expect from produce.

Each friend has a sturdy clip so you can attach your harvest to belts, bags, backpacks, Renaissance Faire garb, costumes, or anywhere else desperately lacking vegetables. Wear one. Wear several. Clip the entire harvest around your waist and become the farmer's market.

They don't help with chores. They contain no meaningful nutritional value. They are simply here to accompany you through life's rich and complicated journey.

Perfect for farmers, gardeners, peasants, goblins, cottage dwellers, Renaissance Faire wanderers, vegetable enthusiasts, and people who have always secretly wanted to jingle around town covered in produce.

Features:

Includes Onion, Carrot, Potato, Corn, Beet & Tomato Clip-On Friends
Soft, stuffed construction
Individually selected textured fabrics and leafy details
Shiny bead eyes and varying degrees of vegetable concern
Clips for attaching to belts, bags, backpacks, garb & more
No pockets, responsibilities, vitamins, or useful agricultural properties
Handmade by our small team

Freshly picked. Permanently unhelpful. 🧅🥕🥔🌽