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Onion Clip-on Friend 🧅

Layers of personality. None of them particularly emotional.

Our Onion Clip-on Friends are plump little bulbs with stitched oniony details, tiny green sprouts, bead eyes, and the wonderfully blank expression of a vegetable that has seen things in the root cellar and does not wish to discuss them.

Designed to clip right onto your belt, skirt, pouch, bag, or Renaissance Faire garb, your onion can accompany you through festivals, farmers markets, taverns, quests, and ill-advised adventures without ever once offering unsolicited advice.

Soft, lightweight, and delightfully strange, they're perfect for gardeners, goblins, cottagecore creatures, vegetable enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever thought, You know what this outfit needs? An onion.

Wear one for protection. Wear several for emotional support.

Please don't cry. You're embarrassing the onion. 🧅