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42. Eggplant Clip-on Friend - The Hoedown Throwdown Collection

42. Eggplant Clip-on Friend - The Hoedown Throwdown Collection

$ 25.00

Eggplant Clip-On Friend 🍆

Some people have emotional support animals. You have an emotional support eggplant.

Our Eggplant Clip-On Friend is a plump purple produce companion created for the very important purpose of hanging from your belt and going places with you. With his leafy little cap, shiny bead eyes, and signature expression of quiet vegetable resignation, he asks nothing of you except to be included.

Clip him onto your belt, bag, backpack, Renaissance Faire garb, or anywhere else that could benefit from the presence of an inexplicably cheerful eggplant.

He doesn't hold anything.
He doesn't accomplish anything.
He is simply your friend.

Perfect for Renaissance Faire peasants, gardeners, goblins, farmers, vegetable enthusiasts, and people who have reached the point in their lives where carrying an eggplant around seems completely reasonable.

Features:

  • Soft stuffed eggplant body
  • Rich purple textured fabric
  • Leafy fabric top
  • Shiny bead eyes
  • Clip for attaching to belts, bags, garb & more
  • Absolutely no practical purpose beyond companionship
  • Handmade by our small team

No pockets. No responsibilities. Just eggplant. 🍆


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