Tomato Clip-on Friend - The Hoedown Throwdown Collection

Tomato Clip-on Friend 🍅

Round. Red. Ripe. Emotionally unavailable.

Our Tomato Clip-on Friends are plump little garden specimens with leafy green tops, bead eyes, and the wonderfully blank expression of a tomato that has been through some things and will absolutely not be discussing them with you.

Designed to clip right onto your belt, skirt, pouch, bag, or Renaissance Faire garb, your tomato can accompany you through festivals, farmers markets, taverns, quests, and ill-advised adventures without ever once offering unsolicited advice.

Soft, lightweight, and delightfully strange, they're perfect for gardeners, goblins, cottagecore creatures, vegetable enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever looked at an outfit and thought, You know what this needs? A tomato.

Wear one for protection. Wear several for emotional support.

Please do not ask whether it's technically a fruit. The tomato is tired of having this conversation. 🍅