{"product_id":"silly-goose-pouch-oktoberfest-sets-collection","title":"35. Silly Goose Pouch - Oktoberfest Sets Collection","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHONK. You have acquired a purse.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMeet the Silly Goose Pouch: part handbag, part emotional-support waterfowl, and an excellent way to ensure that nobody at the Renaissance Faire takes you too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis gloriously long-necked little creature is designed with a \u003cstrong\u003eroomy pouch body\u003c\/strong\u003e, complete with a goose head and neck that sticks cheerfully out beside you while you wander the countryside causing completely unnecessary problems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eClip or attach your goose to your festival garb, belt, or costume and fill his belly with all the things you need for a day of adventuring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ePerfect for holding your phone, keys, wallet, emergency snacks, tiny treasures, loose coins, and \u003cstrong\u003ewhatever evidence needs to disappear before the constable arrives.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Functional pouch with plenty of room for everyday essentials\u003cbr\u003e• Long goose neck and head because a normal purse apparently wasn't an option\u003cbr\u003e• Designed to hang beautifully from Renaissance Faire and festival outfits\u003cbr\u003e• Soft, lightweight construction\u003cbr\u003e• Handmade, so each goose may possess a slightly different degree of judgment\u003cbr\u003e• Approximately \u003cstrong\u003e9\" long × 8\" wide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ePerfect for goose girls, cottagecore villagers, chaotic farmers, hobbits, Renaissance Faire wanderers, and anyone currently participating in some \u003cstrong\u003esilly goosery.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease keep all hands and snacks inside the goose at all times.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🪿\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Damsel in this Dress Corsets","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49641708388611,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1087\/1742\/files\/goose3.jpg?v=1789662685","url":"https:\/\/damselcorsets.com\/products\/silly-goose-pouch-oktoberfest-sets-collection","provider":"Damsel in this Dress Corsets","version":"1.0","type":"link"}