{"product_id":"large-possum-pouch-pre-order-ships-next-week-day-21-of-celebrating-22-days-of-damsel-copy","title":"Large Possum Pouch - PRE ORDER- Ships next week! -Day 21 of \"Celebrating 22 Days of Damsel\"","description":"\u003cp\u003eHOLY MOTHER OF MARSUPIALS… these little Possum Pouches turned out with the exact energy of a creature that rummaged through your campsite at 2 AM and somehow stole your car keys, a granola bar, and your emotional stability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery face comes out a little different — some look sweet and innocent. Others look like they know where the bodies are buried. Which is honestly very possum of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese goofy clip-on pouches feature oversized shiny eyes, floppy little ears, long dramatic tails, and soft fuzzy bodies that are alarmingly huggable for something with such questionable intentions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClip one onto your belt, festival outfit, backpack, or woodland wandering gear and carry your essentials with the aid of a mildly suspicious forest companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for holding:\u003cbr\u003e🍄 Phone\u003cbr\u003e🗝 Keys\u003cbr\u003e🌰 Tiny treasures\u003cbr\u003e🥨 Emergency snacks\u003cbr\u003e🪙 Loose coins you forgot existed\u003cbr\u003e💀 The burden of generational trauma\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures:\u003cbr\u003e• Clip attachment for belts, bags, or costumes\u003cbr\u003e• Soft fuzzy body with long tail detail\u003cbr\u003e• Handmade with sturdy upholstery \u0026amp; plush fabrics\u003cbr\u003e• Each face is unique and increasingly chaotic\u003cbr\u003e• Large pouch compartment for actual useful things (rare among woodland creatures)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApproximate Size:\u003cbr\u003e🦝 About \u003cstrong\u003e10\" long\u003c\/strong\u003e (not including existential dread)\u003cbr\u003e🍂 About \u003cstrong\u003e6\" wide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🌿 Tail length varies slightly because possums refuse organization\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease note: Because these are handmade, expressions vary wildly from \u003cem\u003egentle forest friend\u003c\/em\u003e to \u003cem\u003ecreature caught eating drywall behind the tavern.\u003c\/em\u003e We love them equally.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Damsel in this Dress","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49409404240131,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1087\/1742\/files\/IMG_9857_3ab9ed1f-c8e1-47ab-ac05-82d0a0bb10d7.jpg?v=1786280125","url":"https:\/\/damselcorsets.com\/products\/large-possum-pouch-pre-order-ships-next-week-day-21-of-celebrating-22-days-of-damsel-copy","provider":"Damsel in this Dress Corsets","version":"1.0","type":"link"}