{"product_id":"feral-raccoon-pouch-nov12-26","title":"13. Feral Raccoon Pouch \"The Ren Feral Collection\"","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eRACCOON POUCH: YOUR PERSONAL ACCOMPLICE\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery woman needs a purse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome women need a purse that looks like it has \u003cstrong\u003ethree outstanding warrants.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the Raccoon Pouch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe's fuzzy. He's judgmental. He's wearing his little burglar mask because \u003cstrong\u003eHE CAME READY TO COMMIT CRIMES.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically, he is designed to carry your phone, wallet, keys and other necessities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpiritually, he is designed to help you steal an entire rotisserie chicken from a Walmart parking lot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe do not condone this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClip one onto your belt, festival outfit, backpack, or woodland wandering gear and carry your essentials with the aid of a mildly suspicious forest companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for holding:\u003cbr\u003e🍄 Phone\u003cbr\u003e🗝 Keys\u003cbr\u003e🌰 Tiny treasures\u003cbr\u003e🥨 Emergency snacks\u003cbr\u003e🪙 Loose coins you forgot existed\u003cbr\u003e💀 The burden of generational trauma\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures:\u003cbr\u003e• Clip attachment for belts, bags, or costumes\u003cbr\u003e• Soft fuzzy body with long tail detail\u003cbr\u003e• Handmade with sturdy upholstery \u0026amp; plush fabrics\u003cbr\u003e• Each face is unique and increasingly chaotic\u003cbr\u003e• Large pouch compartment for actual useful things (rare among woodland creatures)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApproximate Size:\u003cbr\u003e🦝 About \u003cstrong\u003e10\" long\u003c\/strong\u003e (not including existential dread)\u003cbr\u003e🍂 About\u003cstrong\u003e 8\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\" wide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🌿 Tail length varies slightly because possums refuse organization\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease note: Because these are handmade, expressions vary wildly from \u003cem\u003egentle forest friend\u003c\/em\u003e to \u003cem\u003ecreature caught eating drywall behind the tavern.\u003c\/em\u003e We love them equally.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Damsel in this Dress","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50219243438339,"sku":null,"price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1087\/1742\/files\/IMG_6105_83f944c6-ae07-437f-8c13-5024a77e6153.jpg?v=1794366717","url":"https:\/\/damselcorsets.com\/products\/feral-raccoon-pouch-nov12-26","provider":"Damsel in this Dress Corsets","version":"1.0","type":"link"}