{"product_id":"04-clip-on-pizza-pouch-oct-15th","title":"04. Clip-on Pizza Pouch  - The Marinara Maidens Collection","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePIZZA POUCH: IN CRUST WE TRUST 🍕\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome people carry designer handbags.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome people carry practical little purses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou carry an entire slice of pepperoni pizza with a face.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the Pizza Pouch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe's cheesy. He's saucy. He's got two little beady eyes and the vacant expression of someone who has been left in the oven just a little too long.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs he a purse? Is he a snack? Is he emotionally available?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYes. No. Absolutely not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis gloriously ridiculous little slice features a triangular pizza-shaped body, a deliciously textured crust, pepperoni galore, and a wonderfully expressive little mouth that opens to reveal an actual pouch compartment!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClip him onto your belt, Renaissance Faire outfit, backpack, or wherever you feel the sudden need to accessorize with Italian cuisine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for holding:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🍕 Phone (if it fits, he's not a whole pizza)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🗝 Keys\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧀 Emergency cheese money\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🍄 Tiny treasures\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🪙 Loose coins\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🍅 Your last remaining shred of dignity\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💀 The crushing weight of your poor dietary decisions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Adorable triangular pizza-slice silhouette\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Pepperoni pizza design with textured crust detail\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Little black bead eyes and a delightfully vacant expression\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Functional pouch opening disguised as his mouth\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Handmade with sturdy fabrics\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Designed to hang from belts, bags, or festival garb\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Each pizza has its own slightly questionable personality\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Because these are handmade, slight variations in appearance are part of their charm. Some pizzas look delighted to see you. Others appear to have just learned about taxes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRemember: You can't buy happiness, but you CAN buy a pizza with a face, and frankly, that's pretty close.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 🍕\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Damsel in this Dress","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49814504014083,"sku":null,"price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1087\/1742\/files\/IMG_2430_5110047c-3648-42a6-aa6d-e4702d951c55.jpg?v=1791931490","url":"https:\/\/damselcorsets.com\/products\/04-clip-on-pizza-pouch-oct-15th","provider":"Damsel in this Dress Corsets","version":"1.0","type":"link"}